Tennessee
Grade = A+ Georgia Grade = C
Tennessee
34 Georgia 31
Tennessee
was very late with their assignment but they got it in on the buzzer. This technique is not encouraged by teachers
but this time it worked after UGA previously tried the same shaky strategy. The
Vols were supposed to romp the Dawgs according to the frustrated post Ole Miss
fans of the Red and Black. So now even the final unit grade is unorthodox and
surprising. They get the A+ due to
getting it together. The Dawgs get a C+
for rising to the occasion. But just
like the college freshman who forgot to proofread his paper they turned an A
into a very disappointing lesson. The Dawgs forgot to #1 take a sack &
safety for a win (GHS 1976 fans
understand this), kickoff deep after their score, and as Tom Jackson (The old ESPN announcer
not the Hilton Head tycoon) always said KNOCK IT DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Texas
A&M Grade = A
South Carolina Grade = B-
Texas A&M 24 South Carolina 13 Texas A&M played solid in a
underrated place to play at the fairgrounds in Columbia, S.C. They delivered on a long SEC road win. The
Aggies seem to be setting up a battle with Ole Miss to be the best team in the
West not named Bama. The Gamecocks have
had a rough transition with the new staff earlier. Thinks are getting somewhat better. They settled on black as their standard
uniform. This is a solid choice that
makes since. Some teams look like bumpkins when wearing black especially when
it is not their school color. South
Carolina looks good in their current uniforms.
(I said current. Don’t make me go back and take points away after the
Georgia game Chickens by wearing something silly, again) They have settled down
and are playing ball. The UGA Dawgs
better be prepared for the hottest stadium in October in America.
Kentucky
Grade = F
Alabama Grade = A
Kentucky
6 Alabama 34 Kentucky did what they could and that is why
they might be looking for a new principal at the end of the year. Or as LSU says “why wait and fight the
crowds, act now!” Bama went through the
paces and still excelled. The teacher
thinks they looked past this assignment to Arkansas.
Ole Miss
Grade = A-
Memphis
28
Ole Miss 48
Ole Miss came off a party
hangover from the week before when against Georgia everything worked. Ole Miss students should understand the
hangover strategy very well. It looked
like their strong lead was slipping away against Memphis like it did against
Florida State and Alabama. It does
actually look like somebody is learning something in Oxford.
Missouri Grade = F LSU Grade = B
Missouri
7
LSU 42
LSU 42
Missouri
looks like they are diving below Vandy, Kentucky and Mississippi State to be
the new weakest team in the conference.
This is not the star you want Mizzou Tigers. The LSU Tigers won by a lot after firing the
great Les Miles and replacing him with perennial interim head coach Ed Ogeron.
LSU what are you thinking?
Interim coach? This is not a Baptist
church but a once respected football club. Your grade will be higher when we
can understand what your interim coach is saying. The teacher says for class enrichment that
you provide subtitles or closed captioning.
I thought
only head to head contact was harmful permanently in football. Obviously for Georgia fans just viewing a
game can be harmful to your mental health.
Have fun
this week. It is just a game. Love Jesus and treat others like you do.
Lift Jesus
Up!
Fletcher Law
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