Sunday, October 23, 2016
SEC PROGRESS REPORT WEEK 8 Saturday 10/23/2016: If you ain’t named Bama you need to study harder
This series is now called SEC PROGRESS REPORT from SEC REPORT CARD
SOUTH CAROLINA Grade = C
UMASS 28 SOUTH CAROLINA 34 – UMASS once again proves the bottom of the SEC is not special. The Fighting Chickens uniforms and offense looked “straight outta 1975”. Was it a throwback to Jim Carlen days and USC forgot to inform us?
Alabama Grade = A+ Texas A&M Grade = human
Texas A&M 14 ALABAMA 33- We tried to pretend Alabama can be challenged. Wow.
Missouri Grade = F- (MIZZOU - you sirs are now on double secret probation. Please attend the Big 12 expansion future meetings.)
MIDDLE TENNESSEE 51 MISSOURI 45 – The teacher has always loved him some MITSU with Coach Rick Stockstill and Defensive Line Coach Tommy West. SEC West teams do not get beat by non-conference teams this late in the year. Ask Houston Nutt. It is like a sorority girl at Ole Miss wearing white after Labor Day. It is simply not done.
Arkansas Grade=F Auburn = A+
ARKANSAS 3 AUBURN 56 - Arkansas in the spirit of Halloween is going from Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde. It’s the Pigs are like some gals the frat boys chase on Saturday night only to be shocked to see what she looks like in daylight on Monday after classes. Auburn and Coach Gus Malzahn or going Trick or Treating as a vampire. They were killed but came back to life. Danger Will Robinson, Ole Miss and Georgia and maybe even Bama?Auburn is the second best team in the conference and rising up.
Mississippi State Grade = C Kentucky Grade = B
MISSISSIPPI STATE 38 KENTUCKY 40 – Thanks for playing hard gentlemen. This was a job rescue for both coaches. You both could not win but may bothe get canned after the season. The Cats were hanging tougher than their previous progress reports indicated.
Vanderbilt Grade = C
TENNESSEE STATE 17 VANDERBILT 35 – How were you losing to Teneessee State late into the first half? Nerds fot some loving and spotlight for one week. And as we recall from the classic Remember The Nerds, they cannot handle success.
Ole Miss Grade = F LSU Grade = A+
OLE MISS 21 LSU 38 – Interim LSU Coach Ed Ogeron made a short stop as head coach of the Ole Miss Rebels and was accused of making them and Colonel Reb cry. He is back at it as he again made Rebels/LandSharks/Tedddy Bears/ Star War Nerds cry. Leonard Fournette was a poltergeist for Halloween as he channeled Bo, Hershel and Marcus Dupree and embarrassed what was supposed to be full growed men on the Ole Miss defense.
Enjoy fall. Play hard fair and square. Enjoy life and serve Jesus!
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