Sunday, October 16, 2016

SEC Report Card Week 7 Mid Terms October 15, 2016: "Someones Got Some Splaining to do!”

Mississippi State Mid-Term grade = C-

Mississippi State 21  BYU 28   Mississippi State     SEC 1-2, all 2-4

Game day grade = C-; Mississippi State is asked what happened?  The SEC West is what happened.  They took on an unusual tough road test on a Friday and almost came through on a huge road win at BYU. 

Vanderbilt 17  Georgia 16
Vanderbilt  SEC 1-3, all  3-4   Mid-term = C-                                                                                                                                                                                   

Vanderbilt Game Day Grade C-; The Vandy nerds crammed for a test and dodged an F with an impressive gutty win that could turn the Commodore ship to above 500 and a bowl. Zach Cunningham, Vandy LB, thank you sir for playing football the SEC way.
Georgia Mid Term grade = C-  SEC 2-3, all  4-3  
Georgia Game Day Grade F;  Luke 12:48  “From everyone who has been given much, much will be required; and to whom they entrusted much, of him they will ask all the more.” Spiderman and one of the Busch presidents also quoted this.  Trust me the Bible is the source.   Dawg fans are told every year about how great our state high school football talent is.  And it is great. So? To find the problems from Saturday is like grabbing water with one hand.  Hey Nick Saban lost to Louisiana – Monroe in 2007 in his first year at Bama.  Kirby Smart can clean this mess up if given the time and he can handle the high pitched squeals of Dawg fans.  And yes that type of dawg is prevalent here and also starts with a b like bulldog.  

Alabama Mid-Term Grade= A+   SEC 4-0  all 7-0      
Tennessee Mid-Term Grade = B    Tennessee SEC 2-2 all 5-2

Alabama 49  Tennessee 10                           
Bama Game Day Grade =A+   These guys are going to be arrested for child (the rest of the SEC) abuse soon.                                                
Tennessee Game day Grade = C.                                                                                                                                          A once remarkable season is now looking Belk Bowlish.                 

Missouri 14  Florida 40 
Florida  Mid Term- Grade = A-   SEC 3-1  all 5-1                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Missouri   Mid-Term Grade = F            SEC 0-3 all 2-4
Florida Game Day Grade = A  The Gators are one of  the most boring  good students in class.  Mizzou is the kid in class whose parents never sign report cards or attend parent teacher meetings.

Southern Miss 10  LSU 45
LSU Mid-Term Grade B no C + for firing Les Miles  SEC 2-1 all 4-2

The Tigers lost their Tiger Mike VI who passed away last week.  Les Miles is gone.  They struggled with Southern Miss for too long if they expect to be the A student the fans an Ed Orgeron say they are.  If that is what I think he is saying.  If he can make Colonel Reb cry like he did in Oxford they will be what’s up next for Bama.  Their grade will rise to one LSU fans are convinced it should be.

                                        Salute to Zach Cunningham who plays football the SEC way

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