This series is now called SEC PROGRESS REPORT from SEC
REPORT CARD
SOUTH CAROLINA Grade = C
UMASS 28 SOUTH
CAROLINA 34 – UMASS once again proves the bottom of the SEC is not
special. The Fighting Chickens uniforms and offense looked “straight
outta 1975”. Was it a throwback to Jim
Carlen days and USC forgot to inform us?
Alabama Grade = A+
Texas A&M Grade = human
Texas A&M 14
ALABAMA 33- We tried to pretend Alabama can be challenged. Wow.
Missouri Grade = F- (MIZZOU
- you sirs are now on double secret probation.
Please attend the Big 12 expansion future meetings.)
MIDDLE TENNESSEE 51 MISSOURI
45 – The teacher has always loved him some MITSU with Coach Rick Stockstill and
Defensive Line Coach Tommy West. SEC West teams do not get beat by
non-conference teams this late in the year.
Ask Houston Nutt. It is like a
sorority girl at Ole Miss wearing white after Labor Day. It is simply not done.
Arkansas Grade=F
Auburn = A+
ARKANSAS 3
AUBURN 56 - Arkansas in the
spirit of Halloween is going from Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde. It’s the Pigs are like some gals the frat
boys chase on Saturday night only to be shocked to see what she looks like in
daylight on Monday after classes. Auburn
and Coach Gus Malzahn are going Trick or Treating as a vampire.
They were killed but came back to life.
Danger Will Robinson, Ole Miss and Georgia and maybe even Bama?Auburn is
the second best team in the conference and rising up.
Mississippi State Grade = C
Kentucky Grade = B
MISSISSIPPI STATE 38
KENTUCKY 40 – Thanks for playing hard gentlemen. This was a job rescue game for both coaches. You both could not win but may both get canned
after the season. The Cats were hanging tougher than their previous progress reports indicated.
Vanderbilt Grade = C
TENNESSEE STATE 17
VANDERBILT 35 – How were you losing to Teneessee State late into the
first half? Nerds fot some loving and
spotlight for one week. And as we recall
from the classic Remember The Nerds, they cannot handle success.
Ole Miss Grade = F
LSU Grade = A+
OLE MISS 21 LSU 38 – Interim LSU Coach Ed Ogeron made a short
stop as head coach of the Ole Miss Rebels and was accused of making them and
Colonel Reb cry. He is back at it as he
again made Rebels/LandSharks/Tedddy Bears/ Star War Nerds cry. Leonard Fournette was a poltergeist for Halloween
as he channeled Bo, Hershel and Marcus Dupree and embarrassed what was supposed
to be full growed men on the Ole Miss defense.
Enjoy fall. Play hard
fair and square. Enjoy life and serve
Jesus!
Lift Jesus Up!
Fletcher Law
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