We are heading into finals and this is how your team prepared. Bama and Florida get an extra Turkey leg and dressing to sop that gravy. Everybody else its green bean casserole, gluten free everything and go to your rooms now. You heard me Ole Miss and South Carolina.
Georgia grade = C (as in played a cupcake)
(“Louisiana”) or LA- Lafayette 21 Georgia 35 - Georgia struggled mightily in taking this
simple pre Georgia Tech exam.
The Dawgs look like it would take 6 plays right now to score
against air.
This is not the pretest confidence and swagger you need
going against the Paul
Johnson and the North Avenue “spread option”.
Do not call the Rambling Wreck offense a glorified wishbone please. With all the “angry white men” around you do
not want to set off their King Paul Johnson.
Texas A&M grade = D (as in they played a doughnut)
USTA 10 Texas A&M
23- Texas A&M took cupcake scheduling to a new level. They found a team to play most college
football fans did not know existed. They
practiced not scoring many points like they anticipate they will also do
against LSU on Turkey day.
Florida grade = A+ (could have been a B for boring offense or D for great defense)
LSU grade = D (for what Coach “O” said on the 4th
down play)
Florida 16 LSU 10 –
Boring Florida is the 2nd best team the SEC behind Bama. They had to reschedule a big conference game
on the road after the earlier hurricane scare.
LSU was considered the 2nd best team in the league. I kid about the Gators. Coach Jim McElwain
has done a super job with better things on the horizon. Their talent level will
get better and then they will be a threat in the championship game.
The Gator D just totally manned up on the goal line to win
the SEC EAST and make LSU Coach OGERON mutter something nobody could
understand. This time the Cajuns did not even understand Coach O.
Missouri grade = F
Tennessee grade = A (could have been T for too little too late)
Missouri 37 Tennessee
63 – Tennessee took out a lot of frustration against Mizzou. Could have should have been frustration. Butch Jones has had at times had his team play great and then
mediocre, then at times awful all in one year.
Joshua Dobbs is another Georgia QB that had great success waltzing to
another state to help another University have greater success than before.
South Carolina grade = B
Western Carolina 31
South Carolina 44- South Carolina won.
The 31 points by Western Carolina makes all recent improvement look
suspicious.
Arkansas grade = B
Mississippi State grade = C
Arkansas 58 Mississippi State 42 – Arkansas played like
Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde this time in the same game. They rolled on offense and reeled on
defense. Mississippi State is so down
and out they keep messing with their uniforms and are wearing grey. This is called Ole Miss envy by psychologists
when “little brother” is trying to keep up with The Flagship in Oxford. This is not the year to do that. Ole Miss is making every body else’s season
just a little bit better right now.
Alabama special grade = A+ or KK for King Kong
Chattanooga 3 Alabama
31 – Bama is simply the best. Saban
probably in his “process” made the team not score 100 so they will mess with
Auburn more.
Auburn grade = A
(for apathy in playing this game)
Alabama A&M 0
Auburn 55 – Auburn probably played this team so they could mark out the
A&M and show recruits the score against “another” Alabama. So much for the Alabama educational
system. Unless injured Auburn running
back Kamryn Pettway returns this might be the score of the Iron Bowl reversed.
Ole Miss grade = F (for - Help I’ve FALLEN and can’t get
up!)
Vanderbilt grade = A (for Anchor Down)
Ole Miss 17
Vanderbilt 37 – Ole Miss cannot run the football and cannot stop the run
or pass. This harkens back to days in
the mid-1970’s when the teams were so bad that nobody knew there was an Egg
Bowl outside of Oxford or Starkganistan.
Ole Miss does not play Dixie anymore for their fight
song. In the bowery and smokey clubs of
Nashville they were playing The Band’s version of “The Night They Drove Old
Dixie Down”. Levon Helm from where
abouts unknown reportedly protested his signature song being associated with
this sad effort.
Be thankful we have fun things like football we can have fun
with.
Thank you Lord for our faith, family, country and
football.
Lift Jesus Up!
Fletcher Law
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