Alabama
grade = A+ Miississippi State grade =
F
Mississippi
State 3 Alabama 51 – Run college
students. There is no “Safe Places” in Tuscaloosa. It was quaint to
even think The Maroon Dogs could show up and could play the anarchy game as was
played on other campuses. Saban has done what many Americans have feared
those in power would perhaps do. He has taken over completely and
declared himself permanent czar of college football as we know it.
South
Carolina grade =C Florida grade = B (for Boring ) South Carolina 7 Florida 21 – What if they played an SEC East (or
Least) game and nobody cared which boring team would be designated the Hunger
Games sacrifice for Bama at the Georgia Dome for the SEC championship? I
think we have a winner. Call if you actually watched it.
Tennessee grade = B Kentucky grade =
C Kentucky 36 Tennessee 49 – This was a well played game. Sorry the
votes are already in. Both teams tried to turn their seasons back around
for a remarkable end in Atlanta or New Orleans. Bundle up for
Nashville and Shrevport.
Georgia
grade = A Auburn grade = C (as in Cruz
who disappoints before the big game) Auburn 7 Georgia 13
– Wow in a strong showing of the red clay state the Dawgs voted to quit getting
embarrassed at home and beat what we all thought was a good or maybe great
Auburn team. Auburn had a chance to beat Bama and get into the CFB playoffs.
Return to your safe place near Opelika Tigers. There is no place for
safety in the Capstone campus. The Chubb - Michel ticket is rising to resurrect
UGA to a possible 8-4 season. Nobody saw this coming.
Vanderbilt
grade = F Missouri grade = C
Vanderbilt
17 Missouri 26 – In this day of social media and internet hoaxes I ask
did this game actually happen?
LSU
grade = A Arkansas grade = F
LSU 38 Arkansas 10 – Coach Ogeron has
the LSU Tigers as the 2nd best team in the SEC West. I never knew I would compare Coach O to
Hillary. Strange season. Arkansas call me when you get back
from your therapist. Are you Napoleon or Pee-wee Herman?
Ole
Miss grade = A Texas A&M grade = D (Like George Dukakis)
Ole Miss 29 Texas A&M 28
– Coach Hugh Freeze be like all Ronald “Maximus” Reagan and such and shook up
Rebel Nation and said “Tear down this redshirt”. Good move Hugh “Gipper”
Freeze. Young #20 Shea Patterson might keep you from being the best
6-6 team in the country and raised your bowl stock. Texas A&M
received a strong grade of D. They are a footnote in history.
Their D was earned by being a George Dukakis. They thought they had a chance
for the big prize when they were # 4 for the playoff race just 8 days
ago. Texas A&M will be in the dust-bin of CFB history like George
Dukakis who thought he could whip Reagan’s vice- president George Herbert
Walker for the office of president in 1988. Those memories of a #4
playoff ranking for the Aggies were swept away by Ole Miss like Reveille’s
dandruff combed out by the their corps of cadets.
It is
just a game. But it feels great when your team comes back or your ranked
rival goes down. Enjoy the rest of the fall. Serve Jesus.
Make Jesus name great on this planet. It will be one day.
Lift
Jesus Up!
Fletcher
Law
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