SEC REPORT CARD: SCHOOL IS BACK IN SESSION- Did you hear that Florida?

 The demise of the GREATEST CONFERENCE in football history – like Mark Twain said about his reported death - has been greatly exaggerated. Deal with it ESPN.

 ARKANSAS – Grade B-

This game is a worse indicator of academic football success than NO CHILD LEFT BEHIND. I like the big guy. This year Coach Bret Bielema will have all grades severely reviewed by the fat back in Fayetteville.

Arkansas 49

Florida A&M 7

 MISSOURI- Grade B-

What if they played an SEC football game and nobody cared. This is what happened.

I will try to keep from saying this repeatedly -why are they in the league?

Missouri 72

Missouri State 43

SOUTH CAROLINA – Grade A

The Gamecocks will not win the SEC EAST. They will go to a good bowl and be the spoiler for UGA, or UF for the EAST title.

South Carolina35

NC State 28

FLORIDA – Grade F

F is for Failure of drug tests and letting down the pride of the SEC as the only SEC loser this weekend.

Florida 17

Michigan 33

KENTUCKY – Grade B+

Solid win for the Cats. They let this one slip away last year.

Kentucky 24

Southern Miss 17

MISSISSIPPI STATE –  Grade B-

The school beneath Ole Miss played a school beneath FCS or D1 status. (Cousin Eddy loves to call the REBS The School Up North-Yankee humor I suppose) This told us that Mississippi State would rule in THE BIG SOUTH CONFERENCE.

Mississippi State 49

Charleston Southern

GEORGIA – Grade A

Georgia 31

App State 10

Georgia played solid against what haters want to admit was a very solid challenge in App State. I’ll say it-App State is as god as several SEC teams.

The UGA freshman Fromm studied and picked up the pace when Eason was injured.

A solid shutout performance until the backup punter came in th play QB and the shut out was lost.

OLE MISS –Grade B

Coach Matt Luke had his offense popping and us wondering if there is any D in store for the Rebs this year. Like upcoming sanctions from the previous coaching administration we will find out.

Ole Miss 47

South Alabama 27

ALABAMA- A+

Dear best team(s) in the ACC, this will happen to you 9 out of 10

times you play BAMA.

Alabama 24

Florida State 7

VANDERBILT

Vanderbilt 27

Middle Tennessee 6

LSU- Grade B-

The Mad Hatter was canned after the best decade in LSU history. His Tigers won a National Championship and played for another. Enter a colorful coach with a 300% winning record as an SEC head coach. He is a career defensive line coach and yet he was hired to spice up the offense. Looked like the same O with Coach O.

LSU 27

BYU 0

TEXAS A&M – Grade A  F for they forgot to play in the FOURTH QUARTER

As this report is being filed the Aggies are crushing UCLA on Sunday night.

Texas A&M

UCLA

TENNESSEE- Pending grade B  (Labor Day Monday night game)

This grade of B is pending as surely Butch will beat the Bees? Right Butch?

Tennessee – better score

Georgia Tech - hopefully not better

Ease up America. Jesus is Lord and football is fun.

Go Dawgs and beat the Irish!

Lift Jesus Up!

Fletcher Law